dear spiderman I am your biggest fan
I LOVED ALL THE PART OF SPIDERMAN 12 AND3
PLEASE WRITE ME BACK THANT YOU FOR ACTING
ALL THAT MOVIE.
YOUR FRIERD:ARIF [redacted]
More movie-star poetry (apparently) from the Asian subcontinent. I can’t wait for SPIDERMAN 12, how about you? I guess Bollywood’s ahead of Hollywood on this one. And I am so glad Spiderman didn’t quit in the middle of filming.
(Incidentally, my friend Jacob, who used to work at Marvel, says that’s pronounced like a Jewish last name — you know, Morris Spiderman? Rhymes with Corman or Bergman? You’ll find him playing shuffleboard in Palm Beach.)