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"Can we talk about Avril Lavigne for a minute?."   "Opinions from two guys with neither perspective nor credibility" sums up most blogs. This particular blog appears to be written by guys recently out of high school, and, at least when philosophically pondering the trajectory of pop star Avril Lavigne, visited exclusively by nine-year-old female commenters.
From david dalpiaz dot com . Filed under: celebrity,help me,youth —  Comments (1)
hi avril im the shy girl that went to that free concert near metro town my mo was the one that said dont blame me if i fall on u because so many people were pushing i wonder where u are right now if i wish i was your friend im only 9 but i have all your songs on limewire im your biggest fan my phone number is [redacted] i want u to call me plz i live in canada in [um, REDACTED] i went to all your concerts i have all your cds and your kareoke cds the only thing i look for in the teen pop magazines is look for u your my fav singer i even have posters of u i own a restraunt named paliottis and if u came here u can have a free dinner i go to [jesus, kid, leave SOME information out] elementry and i would really want u to come because i went to your concerts well only if u came to [redacted] lol i love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu i wish i could meet u or go to your concert and get front row seats and vip passes that would be the bet day of my life o can u come to my bday its july 4th and i am like the suckiest kid in my class so it would be so awsome if u could come to my birthday and sing i would be the most popular kid in the class and theres this guy i really want to impress his name is jake and i really like him and he would really like me if u came plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz pppppppppppppppppppllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz i love u and your songs and your husband is so lucky to be with u bye you rock

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  1. Wait, she’s nine years old and she owns a restaurant?

    I think my favorite comment was this one, by Nikki:

    hey!!!!!! i owe you so much avril…..is it true that you are pregnant????????how old is your husband again???27 or 41?????

    i need an answer…plz… reply….

    Presumably she found the post by searching, yet is somehow unable to search for the age of Avril Lavigne’s husband. I also like the implication at the end that she’s haunted by this lack of information, to the point where Avril must personally email her and let her know.

    Comment by Earle Martin — August 5, 2008 @ 12:51 am

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