Gumbaby

"Hi."   From the blog's description: "This is a collection of e-mail messages received by my five-year-old son Zac, even though he's not Zac Efron and, frankly, doesn't even bear a passing resemblance to the teen heartthrob. Does everyone named Zac get e-mail like this?"
From Letters to Zac . Filed under: celebrity,repeat offender,youth —  Comments (2)
Dear Zac EfronI hop the is your e-mail address and if it is can you right back to me and why did you break up with Vanessa Hudgens and are you go to get back to gater with vanessa yes or no and can me and my friend slaring brat your birthday on oct 18 yes or no and can i have your phone number and your Code and do you sill go to school and what do you won’t for your birthday and how old are you go to be and i have a lorm clock of high school musical 2 for wen i go to school P.S please right back to me so as you get the e-mail that i am send you for my home and tell vanessa to give me her e-mail address and her Phone number and code and i got the necklace that you gave Vanessa Hudgens on high school musical 2 and i have the Cd of high school musical 2 and i got all the shrit of high school musical and i have a baook back and i go the books one ther four and i have the pocktbook with troy on it and lot of poster and i have a good night and a good day to morrow waht are you go to do on satrday and i am go fish wirh my pappy and i got the luch box of high school musical.

I can’t help but guess this one is actually a joke. “Pappy” sounds more like what parody gumbaby commenters say than what actual commenters say, and Tiffany is such a stereotypical bimbo name. But it’s just so damned funny, I had to put it up here. Thanks to Partial Law over at MetaFilter for responding to my request for more gumbabies.

Can someone help me? I don’t know what a “slaring brat” is. It sounds like something tasty you might buy from a vendor at Wrigley Field.


2 Comments »

  1. Slaring brat = celebrate!

    Comment by Tiara — June 2, 2008 @ 2:34 pm

  2. yeah, I finally figured that out, but it took going to the UK and thinking in another accent for a while! :D

    Glad to see you’re still visiting, Tiara, it’s been fun getting to know you through your site :)

    Comment by Gus Andrews — June 11, 2008 @ 6:04 pm

RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URL

Leave a comment

Powered by WordPress