Dear London Tipton,I love your web show so much!!! I am wicked sick!!!I have two dogs named Shorty ad Pugsley.I am in my moms room right now.My mom is tacking a nap on the coutch right now.My brothers Angelo and Joshua are at school right now.Angelo is in 5th Grade and Joshua is in 3rd Grade.Angelo is in Mrs.Browers class and Joshua is in Mrs.blaras class.I am in 2nd Grade.my teachers name is Linda [redacted].
I identify so much with the stream-of-consciousness, enumerating-my-facts narrative here — this would totally have been me at that age. Although mom probably ought to wake up and stop this seven-year-old tot from her Internet rampage.