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"How we work: Bill Murray, actor."   "Bill Murray has replaced an agent with a freephone number and an insistence upon asynchronous communication," begins this post from a design blog. Commenters do not realize that "asynchronous communication" does not include the comment thread of this blog.
From rodcorp . Filed under: celebrity,irony,sports —  Comments (0)
Hi Mr. Bill Murray,When my coworkers heard about your golfcart episode recently, they all laughed and looked at me. As teenagers, a few friends and I had taken a few golfcarts from St. Georges Golf Course in the mid-north west corner of Toronto and drove them downtown and back. Sure, we were drunk too. I got ratted out to the police by some pals whose party (and front lawns) we crashed with the carts. At one point I was “side-sliding” out onto a quite middle-of-the-night throughfare. Side-sliding is when you as going so fast on a corner that your golfcart tips onto its flat side, 90 degrees to the road, and you have to hold on tight and not laugh too much. when the cartrt slows down it usually falls back onto its wheels. Good times. My favourite movie of yours is Groundhog Day. Assholes and idiots should be forced to watch it until they understand the message within the movie. Next time you’re in Toronto, look me up. Cheers!

"ashleyolsen's Profile."   If your comment falls in the woods of the Internet and Ashley Olsen isn't there to hear it, should you get upset?
From StyleFeeder . Filed under: celebrity,irony —  Comments (0)
i know both of you are very famaous.. but why u cannot reply our cmmnt?? so arrogant

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"Cancel Google."   Perpetuating the eternal echo chamber of the Internet, a group of bloggers from South Dakota links to a known gumbaby thread -- the "Cancel Google" thread on OK/Cancel -- and thereby unwittingly extends the phenomenon to their own website.
From Gadgetopia . Filed under: irony,technology —  Comments (1)
I want to have the Google home page taken out of my computer. I am used to work with microsoft and I prefer it. Thank you.

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"See Hannah Montana mania touch down on Long Island."   Newsday's business blog calls down the maelstrom of Miley Cyrus fans by describing the marketing strategy of a recent concert of hers.
From Business Beat . Filed under: celebrity,tv show,youth —  Comments (0)

Dear;Hannah Montana i am your biggest fan and so is my cousin taylor.my favorite song of your is “who said” and my cousin taylors favorite song of your is “see you again”.your the best popstar or super star or whatever you are in the intire world.

love,

your biggest fan kayla and taylor

‘PS: love yah love yah show”

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"Dhoom 2 White Wallpaper."   You don't even need to mention an actor to draw his followers to your site. Just post a nearly-blank downloadable wallpaper with the name of a film he was in -- in this case, Bollywood actor Hrithik Roshan from the movie Dhoom 2. Even the word "wallpaper" in your URL will not dissuade them.
From Free Wallpapers . Filed under: celebrity,international —  Comments (0)
HRITHIK HRITHIK HRITHIK HRITHIK HRITHIK HRITHIK HRITHIK HRITHIK HRITHIK HRITHIK HRITHIK HRITHIK ONLY HRITHIK. YOU KNOW WHT WHENEVER I DANCE LIKE U I,LL GET A COMPLIMENTS FRM ALL FRM MY WIFE N FRNDS FRM MANY PEOPLE THEY SEE U IN ME N AALSO I GO GYM I HAV A PHISIC NOT LIKE U BUT BUT MY IDEAL ARE U U U U U SO HRITHIK

"Attack Trends: 2004 and 2005."   On Bruce Schneier's blog, discussions about computer security are usually focused, insightful, and circumspect. But the rest of the Internet is scattered, naive, and frustrated with itself...
From Schneier on Security . Filed under: code,help me,information seeking —  Comments (1)
i don’t get it- i need help with my homework!!!!!!!!! i don’t care what you expect i care about the history of viruses and UNDERSTANDING WHAT YOU MEAN!!!!!!

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"The Guiness Book of World Records."   A vaguely spammy-looking blog which supposedly offers family-friendly content directs its readers to the Guiness (sic) Book of World Records. Over a hundred people respond that they have an important, unique talent which should be included in the book.
From Family First . Filed under: information seeking —  Comments (0)
Hi, I live in New Zealand and would like to invite hair dresser from Bosnia ( 26 hours flight ) to come to cut my hair. Think it will be world recors because there is nothing behind New Zealand. What to do? Thanks

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"My Wonderful Guestbook."   Look, it's a guestbook! Does it belong to a fan? To Britney Spears? Who the heck cares! Let's write some poetry!
. Filed under: celebrity —  Comments (0)
My Angel Before you it was all unclear I wished for all my problems to disappear It was a fear of never feeling happiness or joy My problems were always on my mind, there to annoy I wanted to overcome it all and not allow it destroy My suffering had caused me so many tears The feeling of being unwanted and out of place Made me cold, distant, and always needing my space My heart felt hallow and empty, full of sorrow In my mind I used to see no use in tomorrow Then, like an angel, you came into my life Shinning a light from up above You showered my heart with warmth and love You raised my spirits and healed my soul With your priceless beauty So natural and bold Hearing the name Britney Spears Automatically dried away my tears It made me able to face my fears Cleared my thoughts and made my worries disappear Without a doubt, brought happiness to my ears Your grace and wisdom kept me strong Your guidance and advice never did me wrong It didn’t take too long until you had my heart set The feeling you’ve given me, I’ll never forget It’s something in my soul to cherish, never to regret I love your confidence and self assurance As a person you’re mature and very secure You’re willing to endure rude remarks and unfair judgement Unpleasant comments and statements Cannot reach you to any extent Not one minute is spent feeling dissapointed or upset The soothing sound of your voice brings me at ease I wish I could freeze every moment It keeps me at peace It pleases me It’s a sense of relief I’m in disbelief that someone like you exists It’s incredible one person can do all this You’re that rare beautiful rose That blossoms brightly and strongly grows Is found one in a million And can never be replaced Someone who deserves to be cherished Every moment of everyday You portray an idealistic vision of the perfect woman You meet this image in every single way You empower the female gender And set an example for us today Your gorgeous features are never unseen They never fail to cause a scene Every time I look at you I think of a beauty queen All the money in the world couldn’t compare To your pure sweet heart Full of love, concern and care Your amazing suggestive stare I’m very aware that it shows your inner beauty and sincerity Allows me to see the real you and expresses clarity Your eyes are truly the key into your soul They bring a feeling of immense innocence They’re passionate and very intense They’re deep and full of suspense Commences me to become tense Your smile can be seen from a mile away It can light up a room or consume skies of gray Can chase away my troubles and give me a brighter day It portrays my vision of heaven and why I’m here today It’s the precise solution, what else can I say As you can see, I could carry on about your extraordinary qualities Your uncommon characteristics Without any disagree, there will never be another Britney No one equally so openhearted, superb, remarkable or commendable as you So courteous, decent, well-mannered, distinguished, large in importance, or valuable as you You’ve taught me so much Made me feel loved with your soft touch I thank you from the bottom of my heart You were the answer right from the start There are no words that can describe you Or what you’ve done for me What you’ve brought into my life Changed and freed me Your kind, passionate heart Forgives and forgets what has been said Your love, you share and permit it to spread I’ll let your wise words carry on and hang over my head Come in use for adventures I’ll be taking soon ahead I don’t know how I can repay I’ll display my affection and just pray That God blesses you, the way you’ve blessed me I’ll always be true to you, wish you the best happiness and success That’s a guarantee Without any hesitation I’ll always show you love, respect and dedication To me, you’re salvation I try my best to show appreciation For the times you’ve helped me through situations and frustration A life long journey that people seek To find someone like you, so special and unique So rare and irreplaceable, you’re like a precious antique Sacred, desirable, and highly worthy of praise Are some words that describe you in many ways There’s much more to get into But it’s just too much to continue So I’ll leave you with a short, quick review Tell you something you probably already knew Something that will always be true Britney, From the bottom of my heart I love you By Annie [redacted]

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