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"Candace Parker."   Rick Klau is a Google employee who just so happens to be impressed with WNBA star Candace Parker's dunking skills. And so is a young man in San Antonio, TX.
From tins: Rick Klau's Weblog . Filed under: celebrity,repeat offender,sports —  Comments (0)
Candace im yout #1 fan and i love u SO MUCH!!!. Your so good and it dosent hurt that your sexy 2. Please email me or CALL ME!!!!

Hey Candace, its me again i hope u get Drafted to the San Antonio Stars so i can meet u and we can be in the same city! Well Love you candace hope 2 see you soon

my email is [redacted] so if you ever can email me plaese do and can u give it to shannon bobbit too shes cute but not as cute as you Love you Candace

Tyler

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"Hoppity Hop!."   When Josh at elsewhere.org expressed joy at his discovery that Hoppity Hop toys were still available, he had no idea of the Pandora's box of weirdos he'd be opening.
From Communications From Elsewhere . Filed under: repeat offender —  Comments (0)
Oh yes there are thoes of us that love to watch women ride a hoppity hop , and yes we get turned on by it.
What I like is watching women ride a very large hoppity hop with
way to much air in it and after a while the ball burst , and she falls on her BEhind saying ouch!!
My BEhind!!

This does not mean that the advise I gave about hoppity hops is not true. When I said the hoppity hops that I talked about could take alot of overinflation,
it is true!!.They can get to the
size that you like.Blow them up a bit bigger and KABOOM !!

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"Children's Letters to Raven-Symone."   Eric D. Snyder maintains an email address which appears to be that of actress Raven-Symone, and posts the misbegotten email which comes streaming in. As he says, "we don’t mock their letters for being mis-sent. We mock them only for being illiterate and hilarious."
From Eric D. Snyder's Blog . Filed under: celebrity,youth —  Comments (0)
hey raven why didn’t you e-mail me ? now i’am mad at you again. please e-mail me. this is your godchild remeber lemria elementry but now i’m in middle school in your home town. you came to my house .you probly forgot . cause it was like in 2007 in august. well bye. oh and my frien will e-mail you . and she will say hi i am you stocker. she just playing with you .

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"Common Lisp The Speech Impediment."   Lemonodor is described as "a mostly Lisp weblog." Unfortunately, the blogger does little to make it clear to the assembled masses that he means Lisp the programming language, not lisp the speech impediment.
From Lemonodor . Filed under: code,help me,information seeking —  Comments (0)
i recently had a flu viral infection. lasted 5 days. after which i found that i had aqquired a lisp in my speech. i just had extensive medical studies done; cat scan, MRI, x-rays,neck ultra sound. a speech pathologist found no organic causes. i converse verbally for my living, and i am most distressed about this problem. anyone heard of this happening so suddenly before?

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"Who's the Daddy?."   Hilary over at Blogatron has an idea: why shouldn't Maury Povich ditch the talk show façade and turn his slot into a game show about paternity? Commenters nix the idea: they want Maury, and they want his paternity tests NOW.
From Blogatron . Filed under: celebrity,help me,tv show —  Comments (0)
HEY HI MAURY I REALLY NEEDED YOUR HELP TO FIND MY FATHER RICHARD J WILLIAMS CUZ I NEVER MET HIM SINCE I WAS BORN MY NAME IS [REDACTED] AND I M DEAF GIRL MY MOM NAME IS [REDACTED] WHEN I ASK HER ABOUT THAT SHE WONT TELL ME WHAT EXACTLYBUT I DONT BLAME FOR IT I JUST WANT MEET MY REAL FATHER UNDERSTAND THAT I M 23 YEARS OLD LIVED IN TACOMA WASHINGTON ALSO HAD PROBLEMS WITH FAMILY I HAD 2 BROTHERS THAT ARE YOUNG I M OLDEST IN THE WHOLE FAMILY AND I HAD NO GOOD TIMES AS MY BROTHERS HAD CAUSE ME &MOM ALWAYS FIGHT BUT I WANT TO STOP FOR SURE AND GET MOVE ON TO START NEW LIFE SOMEHOWI TRIED MY DREAM WISH WOULD COME TRUE IF I WOULD GO TO HOLLYWOOD TO MEET STARS AND GET NEW MAKE OVER CUZ IHAD BEEN TOMBOY THAT NEVER WEAR DRESS ,ACT LIKE BOY I TRIED TO LOOSE IT OUT BUT NEED HELP!!!!! HOPE GET YOU REAALY SOON PLS . LOVE [REDACTED]

PLS EMAIL ME AT [REDACTED]@AOL.COM PLS HURRY HAVE NO TIME TO WAIT CUZ I CANT STAND FOR IT I WANT IT GO AWAY AND KNOW WHO I AM ? PLEASE REMEMBER PLEASE!! LOVE [REDACTED]

P.S.
OTHER ONE IS ON THE TOP OVER THIS PLS READ AND EMAIL ME REALLY QUICK THANK YOU !!

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"Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl."   The blogger's review runs like this: "Even so, the result still could have been banal, if not necessarily bad. While the setting is picaresque and it's been years since Hollywood's come out with a good seafaring picture (I shudder to remember Renny Harlin's Geena Davis vehicle, which I'm purposely trying not the remember the title of..." The commenters, by contrast, use no such highfalutin' language in trying to reach Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom.
From immediacy . Filed under: celebrity —  Comments (0)
hello people why are you so obsessed with johny depp i know he is really really hot and is a great actor with fantastic skills but instead of trying to get his info why dont you take acting lessons and work your way up to an actress i always say you need to give to get just like you need to give your time to get johny depp info one day not trying to be mean :)

johny if you read this i want you to know i am inspired by you and when i see one of your movies it brings i smile to my face i am taking acting lessons i want to become an actress even if its hard to become one and if i do not suceed i want to be an under cover agent
johny if you would like to email me please do so at [redacted]@yahoo(and or at)hotmail.com
you dont have to if you dont want to

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"Fantastic Four 2."   Sometimes wishes do come true. Maybe if you wish on a digital graphic of the cover from the second issue of Fantastic Four, and ask really nice, you will be able to meet the superheroes themselves (not just the actors, the SUPERHEROES).
From Monster Blog . Filed under: celebrity,youth —  Comments (0)
i am your biggest fan. can i see fantastic four in person?

see you their

you awesome and best and cool and do more effort.
fantastic four are best in whole wide wolrd.

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"RFC959 - File Transfer Protocol."   How does the FTP Internet protocol work? You could go to faqs.org's RFC page to find out. Only problem is, most of the people who show up there just want to be sent Java code to make FTP work in their programs.
From faqs.org . Filed under: code,information seeking —  Comments (3)

Two comments:

necesito una enciclopedia

i want to know ftp server/client

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"dualing banjos."   Creative titling on a Linux development listserv delivers fans of a backwoods banjo tune.
From the Debian-devel listserv, by way of elsewhere.org . Filed under: information seeking,irony —  Comments (0)

Hi,I saw your ad about sheet music for this.

Could you please send it to me?

I did find it on olga.net but it looks incomplete.

Cheers

Marty

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