hi avril im the shy girl that went to that free concert near metro town my mo was the one that said dont blame me if i fall on u because so many people were pushing i wonder where u are right now if i wish i was your friend im only 9 but i have all your songs on limewire im your biggest fan my phone number is [redacted] i want u to call me plz i live in canada in [um, REDACTED] i went to all your concerts i have all your cds and your kareoke cds the only thing i look for in the teen pop magazines is look for u your my fav singer i even have posters of u i own a restraunt named paliottis and if u came here u can have a free dinner i go to [jesus, kid, leave SOME information out] elementry and i would really want u to come because i went to your concerts well only if u came to [redacted] lol i love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu i wish i could meet u or go to your concert and get front row seats and vip passes that would be the bet day of my life o can u come to my bday its july 4th and i am like the suckiest kid in my class so it would be so awsome if u could come to my birthday and sing i would be the most popular kid in the class and theres this guy i really want to impress his name is jake and i really like him and he would really like me if u came plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz pppppppppppppppppppllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz i love u and your songs and your husband is so lucky to be with u bye you rock
"Can we talk about Avril Lavigne for a minute?." "Opinions from two guys with neither perspective nor credibility" sums up most blogs. This particular blog appears to be written by guys recently out of high school, and, at least when philosophically pondering the trajectory of pop star Avril Lavigne, visited exclusively by nine-year-old female commenters.
"The Wacky World of Michael Jackson." The original post reads, in its entirety, "The inimitable Anil Dash comments hilariously on the revelation that Michael Jackson has allegedly fathered a third child named after himself. Go. Read. Laugh."
Hi michael, some times i wonder why things like this would happen to a person that is affecting the lifes of people positively in one way or the other, it makes me weep. I watch my tv and see how you have helped thousands of orphans financially then i beggin to wonder the kind of person you really are. I am an orphan and 16years of age and resides at job’s orphanage, each time we watch on tv, the man helping to save the lives of other children like you doing alway tells us not to worry that one day when he will be in distress that we should call on you for help and that you are going to help like you are helping other orphans out there. The time has come for you to help us, our home has been carried away by flood, we lack food and many children has been injured and some lost their lives,even my only joy, my own brother lost his live at the incidence. We really need your help as it will make life a better place for us. Approximately $1million dollars has been estimated to rebuild the house with modern facilities and a health centre. If you want to help with your contribution, please repply and i will give you the email adress of the orphanage home. I pray that God will always hide you from the eyes of the world and protect from the arrows of the bad people. I love you mike and I will always do. God bless you
"Delete | Cancel MySpace Account." From the blog's description: "BlogAnything.net is written by an inspired geek living in Malaysia. He is deeply interested with web designing, search engine optimization, becoming a webmaster, programming, and often uses tools available in the internet as a subject for experimenting. This blog itself is one of his ways of playing around with SEO, web design, as well as the hot trend of blogging."
I NEVER HAVE BEEN ON MYSPACE AND DO NOT INTEND TO DO SO.I HOWEVER PURCHASED A COMPUTER WITH MYSPACE ON IT AND WISH TO REMOVE IT.CAN YOU PLEASE SEND ME AN EMAIL THAT SHOWS HOW TO DO IT.THANK YOU VERY MUCH.TEDDY [REDACTED]
"Jerry Blank Hits The Big Screen." Amy Sedaris's cellulite-assed, bucktoothed character Jerri Blank on the show Strangers With Candy described herself as "a boozer, a user, and a six-time loser." And apparently that's attractive to German expats living in San Francisco -- enough so that they're moved to comment on the weblogs of random graphic designers.
oh my……….listen amy….when the lunchbell rings why don’t you……..mmmm
nobody ever made me laugh like you….every day you make my day every quote is great……hey lets make some lunchmoney on the side together
your biggest fan Mike….from germany living in SF
"Pictures of Britney Spears Baby." There are thousands of low-rent blogs about celebrities out there, scouring the web and other media for gossip. Each one of them at times seems to present a direct line to celebrities. This one offered pictures of Britney Spears's new baby.
brittany Im realie nervas abot the baby please send me pictures!!!!
by courtney [redacted]
"How to cancel an AOL account in 3 minutes." The blogger's description of what's going on: "Morons who subscribe to AOL have made this site (sort of) famous. Over two years ago I posted a simple, quick little link about how a guy canceled his AOL account in 3 minutes. Nothing really exciting about the link, really, but for some reason the entry got listed well on Google (as well as this search), so people are coming to the page, thinking that by posting a comment on my site, I can somehow cancel their AOL account (even to the point where some idiots were posting usernames, password, credit card numbers, etc...)"
I am Akhil and working for AOL cancellation in new delhi,India.
LoL…american company shifting jobs to india.
Its easy to cancel AOL but u americans are really duffer.
"An Email from the Michael Jordan of Economics." Kids, "The Michael Jordan of Economics" isn't actually Michael Jordan. Bloggers, it's kind of stupid to use celebrity names as blog post titles. OK, everyone?
Dear MICHAEL JORDAN,
My name is Corey [REDACTED], I am 17 years old and i live in Bloomington,Ill. Your are the best basketball player I have ever seen. You have set me to believe anything is possible even if it isn’t. My mom and my aunt told me that my very first two words that came out of my mouth was Michael Jordan. I have collected Everything that involves you including,posters, magazines, cards, books, I even have the movie Space Jam. I am addicted to Basketball and that is because you have showed me that basketball is life. You are My role Model and always will be even though you have retired. Ever since you left the Chicago Bulls they haven’t been anything. My dream is to be in the NBA and even though my mom doubts it I know that i can make it because you have built my set my self esteem to the moon and back. I have always wanted to go to a NBA game but i doubt that will happen because i live in bloomington and my mom has to take care of 4 other kids. I have always wanted to see you in person even if you are retired. My number one wish is to get an autograph from you that would be the greatest thing in my life. I am so addicted to Basketball that i sleep with one. I also sleep with your cards right next to me. If i could talk to you over the phone i would be so happy. I have been playing basketball on a team for 13 years and i will never stop. I also wish that you come back to the NBA because your the main act like a clown at a circus. You mean so much to me even though i don’t= know you but I am the biggest fan in the world of you. I play basketball outside everyday for about 4-5 hours pretending like I am in the NBA and maybe someday i will be. I play in the snow, rain, 100 degreez weather because i love basketball. My first tatoo will be the jumpman sign because i believe that it represents you. There will never be another person on this earth that is as good as you. My phone number is [REDACTED...].
Your biggest fan Corey [REDACTED] P.S. Could you please call me or send me an Autograph I would be the happiest person in the world.
"How we work: Mohamed al-Fayed, retailer." A blog about "art, architecture, books, maps, stories, and occasionally how teams and systems work" posts about the alleged interrogation techniques of Mohamed al-Fayed, father of deceased Princess Diana paramour Dodi. And the weirdos start coming out of the woodwork...
mohamed. from john f [REDACTED] .murder o f diana and your son./imfo/check psychiatry/psychiatric/anti depressents/driver/henri /side affects/sensivity to light/ie /blinding you and stunning you/driver henri had to be taken out/look more into that/driver worked with french and mi6 fact/ie driver was liabilitly/was in franch at time was on run ie burglary/have been in court case may 13 2005 to feb 13 2006 handling stolen goods/first charges was 11 burglarys /1 forgery and deception/ involving election con and labour primeminister tony blair /donations/all had to be dropped guildford crown court/been burgling for years /got 3 year in 2005 computers data/been on run before in many countrys /no so much /chech psychiatry ie diana before death all links /burgess coroner guildford on payroll of mi6 fact/trace all and everything conected to doctors/psychiatic and your thier/will give more in time concentrate more on driver henri/try not to use hotmail email./drivers phone was tappad up so your sons and dians would be/pass on.
"Zac Efron looking sexy for HSM3 meeting." GaySocialites.com discusses the hotness that is High School Musical actor Zac Efron; fans show up to protest that Efron is not gay.
WHO READ THIS I DO NOT THINK ZAC EFRON IS GAY ALL BECAUSE HE HAS A GAY FACE AND BY THE WAY HE DOSE NOT HAVE A GAY FACE HE HAS A BABY FACE.SO THOSE OF YOU THAT THINK HES GAY HE IS NOT GAY.HE IS A HOT GUY WHO FOR YOUR IN FORMATION IS 20 YEARS OLD HE IS THE HOTTIST GUY IN THE WORLD.HES #1.IF THERE WAS A HOTTIES GUY IN THE WORLD AWARD HE WOULD HAVE ONE.