I ve been trying to get my web page started and i dont have a clue how to even start i have the pics that i want to show its some of my artwork some of the tattoos i have done where do I start..
"Review: Yahoo! Incorporated." Perhaps posting your request for technical assistance as a review to the company which produces the service you're using will get you the response you want. I mean, it's got to work better than Yahoo! Answers, right?
"Feds Hit MS-13." Young thug hopeful finds an article about Mara Salvatrucha (MS 13), a violent El Salvadorean gang, and thinks he may have found his in. Sadly for him, the article was posted on yuppie chain blog Bostonist...
I wanna be a member of ms 13 so if any member read this please contact me at www.latin_blood_gangsta@yahoo.com. Peace homies.
Thought I’d share a phone call I got on Friday, as the conversation was so similar to the comments I usually post here, and it all started the same place — right here on the Internet.
male caller, 765 area code: *garbled*
me: I’m sorry?
caller: I’m calling about the 1995 Chrysler Sebring? Do you still have that?
me: (pauses, stunned) I sold that car in — no, I TOTALLED that car in 2003!
caller: Well, is it still for sale?
me: No, I TOTALLED it.
caller: Well, it was up on the Internet.
me: Honey, a lot of things are up on the Internet.
"Incredible story of the rescue of Jessica Lynch." A blogger links to a story about the capture of Jessica Lynch, thereby earning himself the best wishes America had for the injured Army private.
Jessica,
The very best of everything for you. You are a very brave and courageous young lady. I am retired after 30 years Army service and during that time I met many brave and courageous young men and women. Your dedication to Duty, Honor and Country place you head and shoulders above the rest. I sincerely hope you fully recover from your horrible wounds, both physical and mental, and go on with your dream to be a school teacher. I would be proud to stand beside you in uniform, in any situation. Gary Owen!
""I hate muslims"." From the initial blog post: "No I don't [hate Muslims]. But some people do because they are typing that phrase into Google and ending up on memetank.net . Which is rather worrying, since I don't remember having ever given the impression that people who think this way would find my site interesting."
Kamil,In the Federalist Papers by Alexander Hamilton and John Jay, the Founders granted presidential rights to wave certain constitutional procedure in the interest of national security. [...] I also remind you that your right to a trial and lawyer exists only under American governance, which had its roots in the Christian-Judaeo faith. As an American your rights are derived from your country, not Islam.
Posted by: Responder at January 4, 2004 07:25 AM[...]um actually the same rights exist in europe and in north africa such as algeria i have been there and yes it is a muslim country and yes its a arab country and yes they have elections and yes they do have arrests and trials and lawyers and judges america isnt the only demcratic country in the world… u need to go to other countries be4 speakin none sense. how do explain algeria’s democratic state?
Posted by: kamil at January 4, 2004 07:33 AM
"Toys For Tots." Once again, a short post on the vague, dead-link-addled FamilyFirst blog attracts pleas from the hopeless.
i am single mom trying to get my kids something for xams in one time i said there was no god until i saw your web site on my computer so if you out there please help i have 3 kids e mail me or call me on my cellphone at [redacted] thanks. love yolanda.
"Warren Buffet's E-mail Address." After Rich Tehrani trumpeted about the letter his company received from Warren Buffett, he received many emails directed to Buffett. Then he wrote a post about how he didn't have Buffett's email address. Subsequently, the post received 538 more comments from people worldwide, crying for aid from Mr. Buffett.
i have got a destination to become a successful person but due to lack of money i cant read .can u help me sir?
"How we work: Bill Murray, actor." "Bill Murray has replaced an agent with a freephone number and an insistence upon asynchronous communication," begins this post from a design blog. Commenters do not realize that "asynchronous communication" does not include the comment thread of this blog.
Hi Mr. Bill Murray,When my coworkers heard about your golfcart episode recently, they all laughed and looked at me. As teenagers, a few friends and I had taken a few golfcarts from St. Georges Golf Course in the mid-north west corner of Toronto and drove them downtown and back. Sure, we were drunk too. I got ratted out to the police by some pals whose party (and front lawns) we crashed with the carts. At one point I was “side-sliding” out onto a quite middle-of-the-night throughfare. Side-sliding is when you as going so fast on a corner that your golfcart tips onto its flat side, 90 degrees to the road, and you have to hold on tight and not laugh too much. when the cartrt slows down it usually falls back onto its wheels. Good times. My favourite movie of yours is Groundhog Day. Assholes and idiots should be forced to watch it until they understand the message within the movie. Next time you’re in Toronto, look me up. Cheers!
"ashleyolsen's Profile." If your comment falls in the woods of the Internet and Ashley Olsen isn't there to hear it, should you get upset?
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