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"Get To Know An Internet Commenter: Edy."   There's the first page you were on. And then there's the page you navigated to next. Which is not about the same thing.
From McSweeney's . Filed under: repeat offender —  Comments (0)
On a hidden camera showing a circus worker beating an elephant named Annie:
This Elephant ‘ANNIE’ I HOPE to see with kids petting her, happily eating her hay, it does exist KINDNESS! These men have to be penalized, we hope.

On an article titled, BO EMPLOYEE LOSES LAPTOP CONTAINING 13,000 OIL SPILL CLAIMANTS’ PERSONAL DATA:
dONT YOU WISH WE MAY SEE SOME ‘t.l.c’. BEING GIVEN TO SWEET BIG OL; ‘ANNIE’, PETTED, FED?

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"Body Bazaar: In the poorest countries of the world, kidneys mean cash."   Of all the topics you don't want to invite into your blog's comment threads, third-world organ harvesting should be at the top of your list. Webzine gettingit.com describes how eager Third World residents are to sell their organs for cash, turning their site into an instant magnet for tales of woe and offers of fresh human kidneys.
From gettingit.com . Filed under: help me,international,repeat offender —  Comments (0)
Young teenage boy want to be a donor in Turkey or other country. I’m looking a private hospital to remove my body organs. e-mail: [redacted]@km.ru

High I’m a guy from Russia. i am willing to help someone who needs a free donor organs (not one). I’d like to propose all my body (skin, arms, sexual organs and all other) for the transplantation. I’m a non smoker 25 yr. young man. My height is 165 cm and my weight is 53 kg. MY e-mail is: [redacted]@km.ru

Free youth donor organs Handsome young boy 18 years old (height –167 cm, weight – 52 kg, Blood type – A 11+) has died during two months in private hospital from brain cancer. He propose internal organs (heart, lungs, liver, kidneys, sexual organs (eggs), spleen, arms, legs, tongue, eyes, skin, blood, bones, intestines, skeleton for experiments, lips, sperm). All organs are free. This guy don’t have family and he want to distribute all his organs without payment. Ideal variant – offer from somebody to kill him in surgical room by injection and from naked body take out all organs in private hospital in another country or he can arrive in your place and give his body on table in morgue for breaking up. E-mail: [redacted]@km.ru

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""I hate muslims"."   From the initial blog post: "No I don't [hate Muslims]. But some people do because they are typing that phrase into Google and ending up on memetank.net . Which is rather worrying, since I don't remember having ever given the impression that people who think this way would find my site interesting."
From Memetank . Filed under: irony,repeat offender,youth —  Comments (0)
Kamil,In the Federalist Papers by Alexander Hamilton and John Jay, the Founders granted presidential rights to wave certain constitutional procedure in the interest of national security. [...] I also remind you that your right to a trial and lawyer exists only under American governance, which had its roots in the Christian-Judaeo faith. As an American your rights are derived from your country, not Islam.
Posted by: Responder at January 4, 2004 07:25 AM[...]um actually the same rights exist in europe and in north africa such as algeria i have been there and yes it is a muslim country and yes its a arab country and yes they have elections and yes they do have arrests and trials and lawyers and judges america isnt the only demcratic country in the world… u need to go to other countries be4 speakin none sense. how do explain algeria’s democratic state?
Posted by: kamil at January 4, 2004 07:33 AM

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"Candace Parker."   Rick Klau is a Google employee who just so happens to be impressed with WNBA star Candace Parker's dunking skills. And so is a young man in San Antonio, TX.
From tins: Rick Klau's Weblog . Filed under: celebrity,repeat offender,sports —  Comments (0)
Candace im yout #1 fan and i love u SO MUCH!!!. Your so good and it dosent hurt that your sexy 2. Please email me or CALL ME!!!!

Hey Candace, its me again i hope u get Drafted to the San Antonio Stars so i can meet u and we can be in the same city! Well Love you candace hope 2 see you soon

my email is [redacted] so if you ever can email me plaese do and can u give it to shannon bobbit too shes cute but not as cute as you Love you Candace

Tyler

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"Hoppity Hop!."   When Josh at elsewhere.org expressed joy at his discovery that Hoppity Hop toys were still available, he had no idea of the Pandora's box of weirdos he'd be opening.
From Communications From Elsewhere . Filed under: repeat offender —  Comments (0)
Oh yes there are thoes of us that love to watch women ride a hoppity hop , and yes we get turned on by it.
What I like is watching women ride a very large hoppity hop with
way to much air in it and after a while the ball burst , and she falls on her BEhind saying ouch!!
My BEhind!!

This does not mean that the advise I gave about hoppity hops is not true. When I said the hoppity hops that I talked about could take alot of overinflation,
it is true!!.They can get to the
size that you like.Blow them up a bit bigger and KABOOM !!

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"Oscar Gutiérrez."   Can you reach a celebrity through their IMDB profile? How about through their profile on an IMDB wanna-be site?
From Flixter . Filed under: celebrity,international,repeat offender,youth —  Comments (0)
oh and if u r rey mysterio could u add me if u can send me a messageaand if u add me im a big big fan of u i might c y this year in scotland if u r there at aberdeen im from scotland iv got a toy of u

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"Hi."   From the blog's description: "This is a collection of e-mail messages received by my five-year-old son Zac, even though he's not Zac Efron and, frankly, doesn't even bear a passing resemblance to the teen heartthrob. Does everyone named Zac get e-mail like this?"
From Letters to Zac . Filed under: celebrity,repeat offender,youth —  Comments (2)
Dear Zac EfronI hop the is your e-mail address and if it is can you right back to me and why did you break up with Vanessa Hudgens and are you go to get back to gater with vanessa yes or no and can me and my friend slaring brat your birthday on oct 18 yes or no and can i have your phone number and your Code and do you sill go to school and what do you won’t for your birthday and how old are you go to be and i have a lorm clock of high school musical 2 for wen i go to school P.S please right back to me so as you get the e-mail that i am send you for my home and tell vanessa to give me her e-mail address and her Phone number and code and i got the necklace that you gave Vanessa Hudgens on high school musical 2 and i have the Cd of high school musical 2 and i got all the shrit of high school musical and i have a baook back and i go the books one ther four and i have the pocktbook with troy on it and lot of poster and i have a good night and a good day to morrow waht are you go to do on satrday and i am go fish wirh my pappy and i got the luch box of high school musical.

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"Shahrukh Khan Shows Off Fab-Abs!."   A Bollywood gossip site falls for what appears to be a Photoshopped-in six pack on a popular actor's chest; fans fall for the post, calling out Shahrukh Khan's name.
From Ballz Bollywood! . Filed under: celebrity,international,repeat offender —  Comments (0)
hiiii,
shahrukh khan
i
am
your biggest fan i
like films

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  British comedian Tony Hawks toys with site visitors who have confused him with American pro skateboarder Tony Hawk; blogger Sean Bonner links to Hawks's site, and elicits the following comment.
From seanbonner.com, by way of Metafilter.com . Filed under: celebrity,repeat offender,youth —  Comments (0)
hey tony i was wondering if u could come to my birthday at eisenbergs in plano. iv already emailed you on yor fan club website. please please come. im ur biggest fan im serious its my tenth birthday and i really really want you to come. your the greatest if you do which you already are but if you dont i understand cause your probably bussy and all, but atleast email me back iv been working soooo hard to be as good as u but i cant even kickflip.your biggest fan, Graham

P.S.please write back for more info about it.
P.P.S. no hard feelings if you dont come, youll still be my favorite skater but please come preaty im having chocolate cake
P.P.P.S. didnt you go to ryan shecklers 6th birthday
P.P.P.P.S.do you go to alot of kids birthdays or is it really rare

P.P.P.P.P.S.my email address is [REDACTED] please write back to tell me.

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"Tony Hawks Pro Emailer."   Text of the original post: "The difference between Tony Hawk, pro skater, and Tony Hawks, pro comedian, is lost on some people. Luckily Tony Hawks isn't one to suffer fools lightly."
From 90% Crud, by way of MetaFilter . Filed under: celebrity,repeat offender,youth —  Comments (0)
Tony ithink this is the fourth website iv emailed u on but please com to my birthday

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